Name; Jenny.
Age; 28.
Weight; None of your ####ing business.
Eyes; Green.
Favourite colour; Green.
Metal Influences; Status Quo & Bee Gees.
Instruments; Jenny favours, Shure SM58 mic, Encore guitars, Kazoo, Johnson & Johnson ear plugs.
Most Shaggable guy; Thorn Yorke.
Goupies shagged; pure (honest mum).
Name; Mike. Age; 38. Weight; 13st 7 lbs. Eyes; Blue/green. Favourite colour; Blue. Metal influences; Angus Young, Mark Knopfler, Vim Fuago. Instruments; Mike favours Ibinez RG series, Gibson SG standard, Marshall JCM 2000 - DSL 401, Boss GT6 effect. Most Shaggable bird; Trinny out of Trinny and Suzanah. Groupies shagged; 82.
Name; Mark
Age; 38
Weight; 14st and dropping
Eyes; Blue
Favourite colour; Blue
Metal influences; Geddy lee, Fiash and Marillion, Steve Harris, Den Dennis.
Instruments; Mark favours Ibenez Bass, Trace elliot amplification.
Most shaggable bird; Trisha Dingle.
Groupies shagged; 83
Mark split from Eastbound Platform to form his own group - Three Piece Sweet. Some say the split was caused by musical dissafection, others say it was affection for older groupies.
Name; Paul (The Sponge).
Age 43.
Weight 17st 7 lbs (fluctuating).
Eyes; Bloodshot and dilated.
Favourite colour; Black.
Metal influences; Neal Peart, The drummer in Stray.
Instruments; Paul favours, Remo Rock kit, Neal Peart signature sticks, Remo reflex skins, Sabian cymbols.
Most Shaggable bird; Neal Peart.
Groupies shagged; N/A I'm a-sexual.